Kreesa's LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT (A NON MORBID ARTICLE)

Okay, first up: I got the idea of writing this last will and testament from a friend who happens to be a notorious blogger. Frances wrote this one: My Last Will and Testament.



So I was inspired to do my own. I guess when you're bored as hell, staying in the office, doing nothing when work is done, all you gotta do is blog, blog, blog. (and tweet like crazy) Ü

Informal. Relevant. Concise. Crazy. Hehe, this is my last WILL AND TESTAMENT.

• My 6 -year old guitar Pretty Messy will be given to my good friends Lara Raymundo, Jane "the Shark" Belleca, Joya Tanay and Kristine Maristela. This is because they were the ones responsible for its Crazy Grafitti Look. They can just take turns having it in possession. You girls can talk it out among yourselves.
• My non-existent book collection (uh, all thirteen books) will be given to my best buddy Jelady Anne "Jelapi" Bandola. She can keep it, as if she has never read them a million times.
• My gang of shoes will be given to people, who have said "Cute shoes!", more than ten times.Since my older sister Ate Cuky has no knack for sneakers, she won't count as an heir to my funky dirty footwear. My favorite Pink-flower printed VANS sneakers will be given to Jelapi again, this is because I can not imagine another kid who'll wear it like a crazed, fun loving beki. My kitty printed sneakers will be in possession of Trisha Cerdeña, one of my superclose friends who I practically grew up with. She'll enjoy the sneakers. ÜMy black graffiti flats will be given to Roxanne Tan. She said they were cute, so there, I will leave them to her, if the pair is torned and ripped by the time I die, I will still give it to her. Cute pala ha. Hehe.
  
• My cellphone, if not yet stolen or broken or pawned, will be given to my sister Ate Cuky. It's originally hers anyway. Haha!
  
• All my social-networking sites accounts and blogs (Twitter, Tumblr, Formspring, Blogspot, Facebook) will be left untouched. Those are my thoughts, my expressions that will die with me (OA) Ü NO more tweeting in the next life, how sad.
• My favorite black pedal pushers will be given to Trisha again, we have the same fit. Don't we, Trish?
  
• My two pair of nonprescription eyeglasses will be given to Leah Regina Vasquez. She was asking for them the other night, close to even stealing them but there, girl, you just need my death to have them. Haha!
  
• My crazy and dirty, scotch-taped, magazine clippings clad binder will be given to Jelapi again. She and I share the same "find, cut, paste" antics.
• All my clothes will be donated except my favorite black pedals (mentioned above to be given to Trisha) and my favorite black OKFM t-shirt which I will have with me in my grave as well.
  
• My old folder of guitar chords and lyrics will be given to our guitar-obsessed neighbor 12 year-old Shaira Molto, most simply known as Jawo in the hood. Ü I bet she's all "Orianthi" by then. But now, she's ---okay, next testament. haha!
• My Brazil mini-lanyard will be with me in my grave. If I die before the 2014 Brazil World Cup, I will return to earth as a ghost and scare the shit out of all of Team Brazil's opponents. Brasil é equipa para ganhar o bebê, 2014 campeões da Copa do Mundo!
• My pile of rubble aka my journal, notes, stories, poems, whatevers, will be with me in my grave as well.
  
• All the possession i left unmentioned will be with my parents and my sister. They know what do with it. Ü